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Date Posted: 15:06:53 12/20/01 Thu
Author: Lori/Rhua
Subject: New Barbies, Very Topic Related, lol

New Dog Sport Barbie Dolls
> author Unknown
>
> Obedience Barbie:
> Barbie comes with a training bag full of gear, a set of utility articles,
> a full set of regulation obedience jumps, her own lawn chair, cooler, a
> subscription to Front and Finish, and her very own obedience Golden
> Retriever "OTCh Sparklepond's Shorestepper's Heelalong Fool" better
> known as "Two-hundred". Accessories such as HIT ribbons and high scoring
> club
> plaques can be purchased separately.
>
> Agility Barbie:
> Unlike most slim, attractive versions of Barbie, this Barbie is quite
> muscular from hauling very heavy A-Frames, teeter-totters, tunnels, and
> dog walks. She can carry an A-frame panel with one arm and set up all of
the
> contact obstacles single-handedly. Barbie comes complete with a full set
> of agility equipment, lawn chair, cooler, stopwatch, battery operated
fans,
> an open-sided tent for shade, sunscreen, bug-spray, rain suit, waterproof
> boots, 57 different agility rule books for all occasions, and her very own
> courier (Ken) who can hand deliver agility entries to the most popular
> trials and stand in line for Barbie. Ken also helps set up the equipment.
> Barbie also comes with her own agility dog, Border Collie "ADCH, MACH,
> S-NATCH Runaround's Speed Demon etc, etc, etc, ", or "Contact". Trailer
> for hauling agility equipment sold separately.
>
> Tracking Judge Barbie:
> Barbie comes with a polartec snowsuit, Gore-Tex raingear and boots, wool
> socks, leather tracking gloves, silk long underwear, sunscreen, bug
> spray, a baseball cap, a waterproof clipboard, mylar paper and space pens
in
> three colors. She also comes with whistles in two different colors to
match
> the snowsuit and rain gear, a complete set of tracking flags, a compass,
and
> a set of 12 different tracking articles. Unlike most Barbies, this Barbie
> always has a "bad hair day" so it's best to leave a hood or the baseball
> cap over her hair at all times. Included in the deluxe version is Barbie's
> tracking dog "Pokealong's Can't Find Squat TD", or "Sniffer", a Siberian
> Husky who comes with his own harness and rope as well as a lifetime
> supply of hot dogs. Sniffer has been known to eat start articles with one
> gulp
> and turn the start flag into a large toy at TDX tests, grabbing it in his
> mouth and running in large circles around the field (especially when there
> is
> a=A0 large audience watching). This version also comes with a case of Vali=
um
> for Tracking Judge Barbie for this very reason.
>
> Earthdog Barbie:
> Barbie comes with her very own monogrammed shovel, a custom-built liner
> for training, and a cage with three live rats. Also included are several
> pair of jeans, flannel shirts, T-shirts, rain gear, sunscreen, bug spray,
> and
> waterproof boots. Barbie comes with several small terriers (you choose
> the breed) and two first aid kits (one for the dogs when they get in
fights,
> and=A0 one for Barbie when she gets her hand in the way) as well as a .38
> revolver for emergencies (don't ask). This version of Barbie can be
removed
> from
> the box but some collectors prefer to leave the terriers in the original
> box.
>
> Herding Barbie:
> This very popular Barbie comes with her very own authentic drover coat,
> Stetson cowboy hat, several pair of cowboy boots, waterproof boots for
> very inclement weather, silk long johns, wool socks, and a monogrammed
> staff.
> Much like Tracking Judge Barbie, this version of Barbie has perpetual "bad
> hair", so be prepared to leave the cowboy hat on at all times. Also
> included is her very own monogrammed stretcher so that she can be carried
> out of
> the arena when the sheep run over her. Barbie comes with her own Sheltie,
> "Round 'em Up's Chaser HI", or "Yapper". "Yapper" comes with her own
>=A0 gold-plated=A0 chain so that she can be hooked up to the barbed wire fe=
nce
> with all the
> Cattle Dogs and Border Collies (barbed wire fence not included). Barbie
> also comes with several sheep, cows, and ducks, making her one of the more
> expensive Barbies.
>
> Field Trial Barbie
> This Barbie is by far the most expensive. This Barbie will come equipped
> with two complete changes of flannel lined jeans, Polar Fleece vests,
> muck boots, hiking boots, Carhart bibs and coats, rip-stop chaps, oiled
> dusters, Outback hats, blaze orange vests and hats, leather work gloves, 6
> different training whistles with distinct sounds, starter pistols,
shotguns,
> bird
> bags, and a stock of quail and homing pigeons. She also has 4 complete
> changes of long underwear and wool socks and a baseball cap to hide her
> perpetually bad hair. She will also come equipped with a .44 magnum for
> emergencies.=A0 Field Trial Barbie will also come with several dogs at
various
> training
> levels so that she might always have something to enter. Each dog will
> have a ground stake, food and water dishes, electronic training collar,
and
> reversible orange and yellow reflective collar.=A0 Options available for
> Field Trial Barbie are the pair of Tennessee Walking Horses tacked out in
> Trooper Saddles, Calvary headstalls, 20' tie out stakes made out of truck
> axles, 30' roading line, and old orange juice bottles to carry dog water.
> Other options will include the three horse slant load trailer with tack
> room, a quad cab dual axle pick up truck, and an oversized motor home.
> Other=A0=A0 options available for an extra charge will be the deluxe custo=
m
> built
> crates for the dogs and the understanding husband. Also available are the
> pigeon coop and recall pen.=A0 Options you will be purchasing weekly
> will be quail, shotgun shells, 50# bags of horse grain, hay, and 40# bags
of
> dog food.
> Field Trial Barbie is extremely independent, and travels extensively all
> year chasing Field Trials and good hunting grounds.
>
> And last, but not least, the most popular one of all is the
>
> Dog Club President Barbie:
> Comes with TWO cases of Miss Clairol hair color (to color her own gray
> hair), a monogrammed strait jacket, a leather-bound copy of "Robert's
> Rules of Order," and a gold-plated gavel. The gavel unscrews at the end
and
> is
> secretly a .357 magnum which can be used to keep unruly club member
> under control or just get rid of them all together!
>
> Four wheel drive Sport Utility Vehicles and Mini Vans complete with dog
> crates are sold separately for all versions of Barbie.
>
>
>

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