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Date Posted: 21:00:11 01/23/02 Wed
Author: Anna
Subject: How many dogs does it take ......

This is really cute !!


How many dogs does it take to change a light
bulb?

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our whole lives ahead us,
and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned
out bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's
not up to code.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler:
Make me.

Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light
bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
from the dark, check to
make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one
more perimeter patrol
to see that no one has tried to take advantage of
the situation.

Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me
while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.

Poodle:
I'll blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
it. By the time he
finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be
dry.

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in
the dark.

Doberman Pinscher:
Hmmm... While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on
the couch.

Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys
in the dark......

Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this
hangover.....

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right
there....

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle....

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
bulb.

Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z

Cat:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change
light bulbs. So the
question is: How long will it be before I can
expect light?

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