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Lord Yanomami
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Date Posted: 08:16:48 09/01/11 Thu
In reply to:
Joy toy
's message, "I'm an idiot" on 23:20:37 02/19/02 Tue
>I'd like to think I'm a smart person. I mean, I'm in
>my fourth year of college, have gotten fairly nice
>grades for most of my life, except for this time I
>decided to rebel (But let's not talk about that) So
>someone emails me these questions, and let's just say
>out of about 6 questions, i only answered three
>correctly. Yes, THREE, only 50%!! I'm such an idiot
>sometimes, BUT in my defense, i've been very stressed
>this past month, so maybe my brain is misfunctioning
>on me. Oh whatever, I don't care... (I'm lying! I do
>care, if I didn't I wouldn't be writing this! DUH!)
>Hopefully all of you will do better than I did. (By
>the way- Ushers so damn sexy) :)
>Read the question, then try to answer---then check
>your answer by scrolling down!!
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>WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
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>ANSWER: BREAD.... IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP
>NOW AND GO AND FIND YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T
>HANDLE LIFE....
>IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO
>QUESTION 2
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>(Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK".....WHAT DO
>COWS DRINK?
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>ANSWER: "WATER"
>IF YOU SAID "MILK," THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT
>TRY THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR BRAIN
>CELL IS OVER - TAXED, YOU NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I
>SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?
>IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
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>(Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE
>HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE
>OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK
>BRICKS.... WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?
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>ANSWER: "GLASS"
>IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
>STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!
>IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION
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>(Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER
>THE OLD COUNTRY GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL,
>THE PILOT REALIZING THAT THE LAST REMAINING ENGINE
>WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE,
>BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND
>THE PLANE CRASHES SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO
>MANS LAND" THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND WEST
>GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, ..... WHERE
>WOULD YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS ? EAST GERMANY, WEST
>GERMANY OR IN "NO MANS LAND"? !
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>ANSWER: YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS"
>IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SENTENCE ABOVE
>THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE
>SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!!
>IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON TO
>QUESTION 5
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>(Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A
>DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE
>HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?
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>ANSWER: "1 DEGREE"
>IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE
>ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS
>FAR...BUT BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF, DO YOU THINK YOU
>CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION?
>IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST
>QUESTION
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>(Q6) YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD
>HAVEN (WALES) IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS, IN
>READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWINDON
>2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11
>PEOPLE GET OFF, 16 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE
>GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET
>OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD
>HAVEN BUS DEPOT.....
>WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
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>ANSWER: "YOUR NAME." READ THE FIRST LINE.
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