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Whitley Bay Organ Transplant Centre

Author:
Terry Kidney

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Date Posted: 19:06:20 02/06/02 Wed

Dear Sir,
I am writing to complain about the rotten weather we have been having recently. A quick analysis of the meteorological facts in the North Tyneside Borough reveals that under the Labour Council we have had 30% more rainy days than when the Torys were in charge. Wind levels have risen by no less than 10.5%.

I shall move out of the area to Croydon if you don't stop pumping funds into ORPHANS and PAVEMENT REPAIRS to the detriment of the local weather.

Only last month you spent over �15m of public funds on building a new OXBOW LAKE in the centre of Whitley Bay. I mean, what's the freaking point you asses? You even neglected to put safety barriers around it, and it is now a haven for DRUGMONKEYS and SNIFFCHILDREN.

I look forward to your reply you incompetent greased-up HORSE WHISPERERS.

Yours truly, July.

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[> Subject: Re: Whitley Bay Organ Transplant Centre

Author:
Mr Sir
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Date Posted: 19:46:59 02/14/02 Thu

Dear Mr Kidney,

Thank you for your recent letter. I have to say it is very refreshing to hear that some people still take an interest in local weather. Whilst I agree with the figures you have quoted they have been taken slightly out of context. The rising trend in rainy days has bee experienced globally over the last year. The increase experience by Whitley Bay is actually well below the national average. This is mainly due to your local council's increased expenditure on foggy and muggy.

I don't, however, share your views on the new oxbow lake. It has created work for 17 mud-bangers for the last 2 weeks, which can't possibly be a bad thing. The vision behind this construction was to create a stable environment for the local beavermoles and I feel it serves it's purpose. Whilst it may be the case that a few "undesirables" have taken to "hanging - out" around the Oxbow lake, you can rest assured that our "boys in blue" will insist that they peddle their crack-muffins elsewhere.

Yours sincerely

Mr Sir

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[> Subject: Re: Whitley Bay Organ Transplant Centre

Author:
GIK
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Date Posted: 15:18:37 02/15/02 Fri

It has been said that the Oxbow lakes are all that stands between us and the wrath of a miliion geography teachers.

Personally Im more intersted in singing my 'otsukaresumadeshita' song to a loud of masterbating american fatties, which, with the help of my new mic, im off to do now.

Take all the money, just leave me the tick tacks.

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