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Subject: Concerning the Abbey National...

Author:
Harris

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Date Posted: 22:00:05 02/27/02 Wed

So...there I was in the bank, nobody else there apart from the lady bank clerkess. I was carrying a Sainsbury's bag (actually two bags; one inside the other for reinforcement), containing no less than �300 in change. Mostly pound coins. This being the fruit of a successful scam involving pictures of naked young chimpanzees.

I looked assertively into the clerks doe-eyes and, producing my card with a flourish, said ' I would like to pay this into my account please'. And thrusted my coinage (all bagged up neatly, I must add), onto her desk.
'Oh I'm sorry,' she replied, 'I'm only allowed to accept five bags at any one time. Health and Safety'.
'Health and safety?' I repeated, failing to see how this had anything to do with her refusal to take my hard-earned spond.
'Erm...yes. Health and Safety'
'How come?'
'Erm...well...what if a robber came in?'
'I don't know. I thought he'd be more interested in taking notes than bags of coins. Anyway - you work in a bank, you must have more money than this about the place.'
'Well - a bag could split open and someone could slip on the loose change'.

THE ABBEY NATIONAL ARE CUNTS. THEY DO NOT WANT TO TAKE YOUR MONEY. THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME PAY IN FIVE BAGS OF COINS, GO OUT THE DOOR, COME BACK IN AND PAY IN FIVE MORE. I HAVE TO PAY IN FIVE BAGS A DAY FOR THE NEXT TWELVE DAYS. WELL FUCK 'EM. BUREAUCRATIC CUNTS.

I'm off down the arcade.

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[> Subject: Re: Concerning the Abbey National...
Author: milner [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 23:20:02 02/27/02 Wed Banks are indeed cunts. I've worked for them so I should know be careful [ Post a Reply to This Message ]