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Subject: bullshit man


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so bored
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Date Posted: 04:51:22 05/25/02 Sat

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Slinkaaaaay says:
mornnig tinald
thebeautifulpeopleclique says:
evening
thebeautifulpeopleclique says:
how goes it
Slinkaaaaay says:
great stuiff
Slinkaaaaay says:
u out tonight?
thebeautifulpeopleclique says:
nope
thebeautifulpeopleclique says:
are you?
Slinkaaaaay says:
maybe
Slinkaaaaay says:
I mgiht go to xls tomoz too
thebeautifulpeopleclique says:
yey!!!
thebeautifulpeopleclique says:
for ur birthday
thebeautifulpeopleclique says:
pls come
Slinkaaaaay says:
sure thang sexy brains
thebeautifulpeopleclique says:
yey......it'll be lots of fun and frolicks
thebeautifulpeopleclique says:
alas
thebeautifulpeopleclique says:
oliver
Slinkaaaaay says:
tinald

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tinald

Slinkaaaaay says:
you make me feel like a lion
superstition//the writing's on the wall says:
why??
Slinkaaaaay says:
who knows?
superstition//the writing's on the wall says:
nome thats for sure.
superstition//the writing's on the wall says:
so brng ur ass to xls man
Slinkaaaaay says:
ok
superstition//the writing's on the wall says:
yey
superstition//the writing's on the wall says:
in a jar
superstition//the writing's on the wall says:
talk to me man
superstition//the writing's on the wall says:
im so bored
Slinkaaaaay says:
I am wanting to smoke bees
superstition//the writing's on the wall says:
u cant my dear...they only burst a thousand times
superstition//the writing's on the wall says:
ive told u this before
Slinkaaaaay says:
but I said to jimmy, so called cos of his tendancy to fall off buses and the like, that the last time I saw his face I was sure I recognised the very image of a thousand cliff richards
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
is this the point where i promptly left the building?
Slinkaaaaay says:
yeah, and the fish bowl fell down, though the piano didn't which was quite a suprise
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
nah i wasn't surprised...it was tacked to the floor boards
Slinkaaaaay says:
but the flying scotsman had suceeded in his mission to steal all the tacks in a low swoop just two weeks previously!!
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
...aha....but not the cellotape my dear
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
NOT THE CELLOTAPE
Slinkaaaaay says:
oh well
Slinkaaaaay says:
I'm sure that "growbag" mike davis would have taken that when he went to fill his flask with parmesan from the forest down the road
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
no i doubt it
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
it was not parmesan..red leicester
Slinkaaaaay says:
ahh the sweet smells of red leicester
Slinkaaaaay says:
did u know that my grandfather actually discovered that cheese by rubbing two lumps of edaqm together and igniting a fart with the spark that was produced?
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
......shit.
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
ur lying.
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
if u r not
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
i wll be forced to call for thee crackers of joyment
Slinkaaaaay says:
bring them forth and let them speak
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
they cant.
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
they just hum
Slinkaaaaay says:
well let them hum and I will stick my ear down the plughole
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
oh. well in that case......
Slinkaaaaay says:
in that case you'll have to phone dirty old jake the banker and ask for a loan
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
i cant.
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
im too ugly
Slinkaaaaay says:
you're full of poo
Slinkaaaaay says:
and he likes that in a woman
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
no im not
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
not nemore
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
i shat it all out months ago
Slinkaaaaay says:
that's a shame
Slinkaaaaay says:
you should have put it all in boxes and sold it as rock cakes
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
i did.
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
u goin shackles next week?
Slinkaaaaay says:
dunno
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
oh i see.
Slinkaaaaay says:
:(
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
no worries ernieSlinkaaaaay says:
good stuff bert
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
not at all
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
i am ahippo
Slinkaaaaay says:
I wish I could be like you tinald
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
a hippo?
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
no
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
u dont my dear
Slinkaaaaay says:
but I could bathe in SHIT all day
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
........its all manufactiored shit, not the real mcoy nemore
Slinkaaaaay says:
like you fucking remember real SHIT
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
i fucking do. its imprinted on my brain. literally
Slinkaaaaay says:
ouch
Slinkaaaaay says:
did it hurt
Slinkaaaaay says:
?
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
not really. just smelt a bit
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
well
superstition//the writing's on the wall. pretty vacant. says:
a lot really

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