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Subject: Re: Nice day

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aL!CE sToNeR

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Date Posted: 05:29:19 02/02/02 Sat
In reply to: Mark Lubricant 's message, "Nice day" on 03:38:33 02/02/02 Sat

>It was a lovely day in Dandy land. The sun was as sexy
>as Tom's ass and the grass was green and sparkly like
>it was wet but it was dry as Tom's ass (For legal
>reasons, Tom hasn't got a dry ass). Anyway, Tom
>wanted the morning paper but he had no money on him so
>he popped next door to his friend OliPipes. Olipipes
>was a sweet guy with a mean backhand. He flipped Tom a
>quarter and gave him a peck on the cheek even though
>they were both married to Ceridwen for 89 years. Dandy
>land was like that you see. Everyone was happy and
>nice and the sun was always out and it was a bit like
>the world in Mr Men which is fucking amazing to be
>honest.
> Tom continued his journey to the shop until he
>came across a pigeon who seemed to be talking
>nonsense. Tom was alarmed. "Hey Mr Pigeon, what's up
>with you?" The pigeon didn't bat an eyelid and merely
>continued his jibberish "wash my brow sick bag bum
>face crack Vivian big legs ashfkas". Tom though "Fuck
>that" and twatted the pigeon in the stomach.
> Tom eventually got to the shop and asked the nice
>owner for a morning newspaper. The owner was old old
>Markin. Everybody like old old Markin as he had big
>pockets that the little kids used to hide in when
>their parents had axes or something. "How are you
>today Mr Tommy?" asked Tom in his booming yet soothing
>voice. "I'm good thanks Old Old Markin. I've just come
>to get a morning newspaper." All of a sudden there was
>an almighty smash and Tom and Old Old Markin turned to
>look at the window. To their surprise, there was a
>HUGE pigeon with a BIG BIG red rod. He shouted "HEY
>YOU WITH THE LOVELY BAG AND NICE WELL CONDITIONED
>HAIR.....YOU TWATTED MY SON IN THE STOMACH"
>Tom was scared. He glanced at Old Old Markin and Old
>Old Markin knew what that glance meant and slowly
>opened his big pocket. As the HUGE pigeon advanced,
>Tom leapt into Old Old Markin's Big Pocket and was
>never, ever, ever ever ever.....seen again.

WoOOow ... :oP

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: Nice day	markkkkkkkkkkkkkk	10:37:20 02/02/02 Sat
Re: Nice day -- span, 11:58:53 02/02/02 Sat