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Date Posted: 17:44:49 12/02/04 Thu
Author: Paul Thomas Evans
Subject: UBF Leaders and Heaven's Clocks

A UBF sheep died unexpectedly. When he arrived at the gates of Heaven, he saw a long wall of clocks behind St. Peter. "What are those?" he asked. St. Peter said, "Those are lie clocks. Everyone who has ever walked the earth has one. Whenever that person lies, the hands of the clock move. See this one? This is John the Baptist's clock. He never lied, so his clock hands remain stationary. This is Abraham Lincoln's clock--he only lied twice in his life, so the hands have barely moved."

"Where is the clock for my UBF shepherd?" asked the sheep, very intrigued.

"UBF shepherds' clocks are in the auditorium. We use them for ceiling fans."

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