Well, okay -- Duke Doggie's "DEEP DOO-DOO"

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Subject: Well, okay

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Bravo! Encore! Encore! More! More!

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Date Posted: Mon, March 10, 2008 5:33:19
In reply to: A parody by Jaime J. Weinman 's message, "For the esteemed (cough! cough!) Governor of the Great State of New York City. (Mr. "Do As I Say, Not As I Do")" on Mon, March 10, 2008 5:29:29

This one has been apparently been around a while. Little did Eliot Spitzer know who HE would become!

Love Client # 9

I took my troubles down to Madame X
Hey, you know it�s just a-bout sex
She�s got a pad down painted puce and lime
Sellin� little bimbos to Love Client Number Nine

I told her I had a dull sex life
But do not tell that to my wife
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign
She said �Your voter I-D is Love Client Number Nine�

She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said �You gotta wash up right here in the sink�
She assured me there won�t be any scandal press ink
I held my breath, I took a step, I crossed the brink

I didn�t know if it was day or night
I kissed every Clinton groupie in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on K Street and Vine
She busted me for bein� Love Client Number Nine

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