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Date Posted: 14:14:27 05/25/03 Sun
Author: NoBody
Subject: Cliches can't beat me

{At a Pheonix Promotion House Show, the crowd begins to cheer as NoBody is seen in the backstage area, leaving his dressing room. He is walking the halls toward the stage area. On the way he passes a door marked “The Higher Powers.” NoBody just smirks at the door and keeps walking.}

Rip: It looks like NoBody is headed our way!

Smash: These fans are going nuts!

{The crowd is on their feet as “Wait n Bleed” hits over the PA system. NoBody steps out onto the stage and pyros boom throughout the arena. He walks directly down to the ring, steps over the ropes, and calls for a mic.}

NoBody: Hey, Nightmare, about goddamned time, huh?! I see your sorry ass finally decided to show up! I was worried for a minute there, given your past history, that you were walking out on the company once again. Luckily for me, you’re still around, and I’ll finally get to give you that ass-kicking I’ve had all wrapped up for you for these last 6 months!

{The crowd cheers}

NoBody: And Nightmare, I’m not pointing out the blatant fact that you ran away from this company and from me crying like a little bitch all those months ago to dress you down in front of the fans. I’m not pointing it out to knock you down in front of all the boys in the back. And I’m sure as hell not doing it to fill myself up with some false self-assurance. You see, Nightmare, these fans, and those boys in the back that you spit on, they already know that you’re nothing but a whining baby, a piece of crap competitor, and a good-for-nothing waste of all of our collective time! They don’t need me to tell them that. They can see it themselves! And as for me, I don’t need to build myself up or convince myself that I can beat you. I know I can beat you, and I know I will beat you. I’m the best thing going in this company, and there’s not a man in the back, yourself included, that can take me down. The only reason I come out here and bring up the old business of you walking out on this company and running away from me is that it reminds me of how much of a piece of trash you are! It reminds me that you are nothing but a whining sack of shit who doesn’t deserve the second chance you’ve been given. But you do deserve the brutality that I will lay upon you in this very ring Monday night. You can be sure of that!

{The crowd cheers again}

NoBody: You think that tossing out every cliché in the book about how you’re going to kick my ass intimidates me? You think that knowing my name and calling me a nobody makes you tough? All it does is make you unoriginal. It makes you stupid. You’re not the first moron to try and use my name against me, Nightmare. All you have to do to see how that tactic works against me is to visit the ICU’s of hospitals all over this country and see just where I put the guys who thought all they needed to do to beat me was make a quip about my name. Clichés aren’t going to beat me, Nightmare, and neither are you!

{The crowd roars}

NoBody: And Nightmare, I know why it took you so long to finally get on screen and say a goddamned word about our match. Just like you were so many months ago, you’re scared. You know that I’m the man who’s going to take you down, put you in your place, and show the rest of the boys in the back that you’re nothing special, nothing to be afraid of. You say that dreams can hurt, but you know for a fact that these two fists WILL hurt, and it frightens you. So you’ve spent the last two weeks trying to convince yourself that you could beat me. And when you realized you couldn’t even do that, you went out and got reinforcements. You think numbers can save you, Nightmare? You think some little chump with the unfortunate name of K-Ron can help turn the tide? Nuh-uh! Not going to happen. Hell, the Higher Powers could enlist a hundred piece of crap wrestlers and I still wouldn’t care. It just gives me more ass to kick. And if you think that Ensign Pheonix and K-Ron are going to keep me out of the ring and out of your face Monday night, you’re wrong. I’ll be right here when the bell rings, Nightmare. I just hope you finally decide to show up!

{With that, “Wait n Bleed” hits again. NoBody tosses the mic down and raises his fists. He then steps over the ropes and heads backstage under the roar of the crowd.}

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