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Date Posted: 19:54:35 08/14/02 Wed
Author: NoBody
Subject: NoBody is the New Main Event!

{The crowd waits in anticipation for anyone to walk down the aisle. Suddenly, an epic chorus begins to sound, and a shower of bright sparks rains down on the ramp entrance. As the sparks settle, the glorifying hymnal changes to "Wait n Bleed" and black flames boom from the ringposts and ramp as NoBody appears at the top of the ramp. The crowd boos, and NoBody just smiles and walks down to the ring, mic in hand.}

NoBody: Is that truly the greeting that someone such as myself deserves? A former champion is standing in front of all of you! A soon-to-be World Champion has graced you all with his presence, and all you can do is boo? Trumpets should sound, cheers and applause should be heard! And yet you boo?! Well go ahead. Boo all you like, but the fact of the matter is, you're all on my time now!

{The crowd boos even louder, and NoBody just smiles, then silences them with a glare.}

That's right, my time. You see, The Pheonix Promotion as you all knew it is no more. As you all know, following Shockwave, this company split itself in two. Therefore, next Monday night, the first Blaze of the new future of The Pheonix Promotion, will be the first step in making sure that The Pheonix Promotion remains the great, powerful company that it is. And who did Pheonix Masters choose to Main Event his premiere Blaze? Me, the man who stands before you in this very ring, NoBody!

{The crowd boos at this again.}

And so Monday night Blaze begins anew, and with this rebirth comes the Age of NoBody! Think about it. The nWo is gone! Team Pheonix has disbanded! Even The Thrill Kill Cult has been separated, though we certainly have not broken apart. However, with the absence of the nWo, with the disapearance of Team Pheonix, with no alliances set in place, now all the supposed greats, Phenom, Ensign Pheonix, Nightmare, have to deal with me, one-on-one! No longer will gang warfare rule Monday nights! Instead, the individual will emerge as the new power in The Pheonix Promotion, and there is no individual who is as powerful as myself!

{The crowd boos again.}

Quiet, all of you! Even Pheonix Masters, the brains behind this operation, knows my true power. After all, I have been chosen to headline the first show of the new regime! I am The New Main Event, and there is not a soul on the roster who can take that from me! So Phenom, Ensign, Nightmare, and all of the rest of you who thought nobody could take your spot, well, you're damn right!

{With that, NoBody throws down his mic and raises his arms. Black flames shoot out of the ringposts and explode up the ramp as "Wait n Bleed" hits on the PA. He smirks at the crowd, steps over the ring ropes, and heads backstage under a chorus of boos.}

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