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Date Posted: 17:15:49 09/11/02 Wed
Author: NoBody
Subject: The True Champion Speaks

{At the beginning of the Pheonix Promotion Thursday Night House Show, “Wait n Bleed” hits over the PA system and pyros boom up the ramp. Flames shoot up from the ringposts and through the smoke at the top of the ramp walks NoBody. Looking furious, he doesn’t bother posing, and instead storms right down to the ring. He grabs the ring announcer, takes the mic from him, and flings him over the ropes.}

Rip: NoBody looks absolutely irate!

Smash: He’d better hurry this up. We’ve got a show to put on.

NoBody: I know there’s a show that’s supposed to be going on right now, but I don’t give a sh-t! We all know this show would be nothing without me, so if I want to take my goddamned time to speak my mind, you’ll all just have to listen!

{The crowd boos}

Shut up! You’re all just upset because your precious little hero, Ensign Pheonix, isn’t out here right now, wearing the Gold and kissing each and every one of your asses! But he isn’t out here, is he? And he’s not the champion, is he? And do you know why? Because Ensign Pheonix doesn’t have what it takes to be champion. All he has is you pathetic fans and that bitch Hellcat. And is this ring, that means nothing! He doesn’t have the strength of a champion, he doesn’t have the heart of a champion, and he sure as hell doesn’t have the brains of a champion! If he had any sense, he wouldn’t have fallen for Phenom’s simple trick. No, cheer him all you want, but Ensign Pheonix is no champion.

And neither is Nightmare.

You hear me, Nightmare? You hear me, “champ?” As far as I’m concerned, your title reign, however short I’m going to make it, is total and complete…bullsh-t!

Smash: Ladies and gentlemen, if you’ve got children in the room, please cover their ears. NoBody is raving up there, and I apologize!

NoBody: I had you beat, in this very ring, 1..2..3!! But what happened? The ref was out, knocked cold. I could have accepted that, Nightmare. That would have been fate, that you and I would have had to go at it for another few minutes while that ref came to, then I would have dropped you again for the count and the title. But what happened instead? Some jackass and that little piece of crap Ethan Masters come out here and attack me from behind! They put you on top of me. They give you the World Title! And why did they do that, Nightmare? Why did you accept that tainted win? Because you and Ethan and Karnage and everyone else that night and here tonight know that just like Ensign Pheonix, you, too, don’t have what it takes to be a champion! And just like you needed the nWo to get you your place in the Promotion back in the day, last night you again showed that you need help to be anything in this company! You again went and ran and hid behind Ethan Masters! You can’t call yourself a champion when you have to answer to someone else, and Nightmare you now answer to Ethan Masters. But some day in the very near future, you will have to answer to ME, and I will be heard! And then, on that day, I will be champion!

{With that, “Wait n Bleed” hits on the PA. NoBody slams the mic down to the mat and steps on it, crunching it beneath his foot. He steps over the ropes and storms right up the ramp and backstage.}

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