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Date Posted: 15:08:09 12/19/05 Mon
Author: Andy
Subject: In search of an old, funny poem/limerick

I'm looking for a poem my great grandmother recited every year at christmas...it began "Twas Christmas on the island and the convicts all were there, they seated round a table partaking of their fare" and it went on to tell how thw warden comes in and says something and it ends with " you can take you Christmas pudding and shove it up your A%#!" it was so funny to hear my then 82 yr old grandmother say that word...I have not been able to find it anywhere and it was never written down...I would love to know if there is a copy of it somewhere so I could learn the whole thing..my family and I were recently talking about our old traditions and this was our favorite..Thanks for the help!

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