Re: I'm in the mood for some limericks. -- Flirty's Funhouse

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Date Posted: 10:03:53 12/29/01 Sat
Author: Flirty
Subject: Re: I'm in the mood for some limericks.
In reply to: Red 's message, "I'm in the mood for some limericks." on 08:15:20 12/28/01 Fri

There once was a gal named Red
who bragged she could keep a man fed
Her legs opened wide
her panties tossed aside
She ready and waiting in bed.

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I know of a guy named dreamy
who's kisses are said to be steamy
He opens his mouth
and then he heads south
when it's over your left quite creamy.

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Feral is a friend of mine
he thinks kinky is fine
when it comes to sex
he prefers his goat Rex
afterwards he drinks some wine.

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Pekat is a girl I know
who is pure as the driven snow
except when she's alone
she picks up the phone
and calls dreamy to give him a blow.

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Aljo, where could you be
I heard you sat on Santa's knee
and then started to stroke
Santa's pecker awoke
but alas, is was only three.

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I know a gal named flirt
she can make all the men squirt
she gets on her knees
with agility and ease
and cleans up the mess with her shirt.

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authors notes: to my knowledge Red is not currently waiting on her bed; I have no first-hand knowledge of dreamy's steamy kisses; pekat is not really pure, feral does not really have a goat named Rex; I have never seen Santa's pecker and can not verify if it is really 3 inches or not; and I DON'T clean up the mess with my shirt! LOL

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