| Subject: My Crazy Story..... |
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Jenny B.
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Date Posted: 22:56:50 04/26/01 Thu
Okay, so at my new house we have a big pond, and about 10 geese. We used to have a ton of normal ducks, but they got eaten one by one each night by a fox. I found a bloody wing in my front yard one morning. So, I guess I should say they were ripped to pieces one by one each night by a fox until they were all gone. Anyway, the geese were a little smarter, and due to all of the attacks, they all decide to go to the library. One morning we woke up, and all of the geese were gone. I was on my way to school, and I saw them all in the library parking lot, which is down the road from our house. They didn't come home for about a week, and when they did, one was missing. I was honestly happy- one less A-Hole goose to attack me on my way out to my car, peck at my wheels, wake me up at 6 A.M. on Saturday mornings with their abnormally loud skwaking, or poop all over my drivway. I hate those freakin birds. So the missing one was long gone for a few weeks, and one day I went up to the store, which is down the highway, and he was sitting right in front! How the crap did it get there? They're all too fat to fly- way too fat to fly. I'm telling you- these are the biggest birds you've ever seen in your entire life. It would freak you out. I just don't get it- so I get him in my car after about an hour, with about 15 everyday patrons' help.....yes- I was driving down the road with a massive goose in the passenger's seat. He pooped everywhere-it was bright green. Guess he kinda freaked out. Now he's home safe where he belongs. That's my crazy story. Not much happens here in St. Charles, Misery. I miss you guys.
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