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Subject: the top ten reasons you know your in topeka

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larry

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Date Posted: 07:45:37 12/06/00 Wed

The Top ten reasons you know you are in topeka

10. Your teamates on the football team have gold teath with their initials engraved on them
9. Motorcycles on ice
8. You go to a junior high hockey game and they are playing the topeka scarecrows.
7. 50 or so fans show up at the Washburn football game..some are lost.
6. Every body at the grocery store looks like the unibomber
5. The water smells like the hobos
4. you and your dad are in the same class
3. Whenever there are no street lights, there is a police helicopter.
2. Gunshots double as a alarm clock
1. The crackhead on the corner keeps yelling "What in the hell is an Ichabod"

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