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Subject: Top Ten Reasons You Know Your In Alabama

Author:
Schenck

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Date Posted: 18:26:04 01/04/01 Thu

Merry Christmas to all.

Here are the top 10 reasons that you'll know that your in the great state of Alabama

10. Black people refer to white boys only as "mother F'ers"
9. Towns buzz about the upcoming Monster Truck Show
8. If you have a toothbrush, your uppity
7. You can buy shotguns at Winn-Dixie Marketplace
6. In the Sunday paper you can find coupons - 30% off your next tattoo
5. you get an additional 10% off if your tattoo involves the rebel flag or the letters "KKK"
4. At restaraunts they ask "weedsmoking or non"
3. If you yell "Peggy Sue" in public, 14 women look at you
2. Guys that dye their hair are known as "city boy queers"
1. You go to Mcdonald's and see Clint Schenck working the drive thru window

These aren't funny, they're sad...and true.

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