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Subject: Re: Everyone is doing it !! Author: da whole f 'n show...W-I-L-L [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 21:04:58 09/28/01 Fri In reply to: stephanie owens 's message, "Re: WOW" on 17:24:02 09/28/01 Fri Well....in inspiration to haley's stories of Whacko, last night something happened to me and adam that would only happen to us in Lubcock (haha, seeing as how haley changed waco around because its so whacky...i changed lubbock to lubcock cause it sucks a cock here) so on with the story, well it was another restless night for me and adam so for our entertainment we usually take showers together and that usually is a little fun...but we never head down their together for the purpose of no one seeing two roomates who are always with each other head to the showers in nothing but towels and side by side...so adam went first and then i followed shortly after and as i approached the showers i could hear a number of voices who's vocably seemed to have only included four letter words and were said with a hick accent...so thoughts began racing about what was going on and even thoughts of the shower scene in American History X imagining a bunch of hick guys having adam pinned against the wall and having their way with his sweet ass...so with that thought i turned my sweet ass right around and went back to my room and pretended to be asleep...no im kidding, i went in and i saw three guys...all dressed in boots, tight blue jeans, and no shirts all standing under their own little shower head, so there i am standing in my towel with my little shower purse in my hand watching these guys take showers in their clothes...the guy to my left was about 6'6" and weighed about 300 lbs. with his shirt off and a tan line that look like he had never taken his shirt off since birth for obvious reason's and an ass crack that was coming about 6 inches out the top of his wranglers...the guy in the middle who seemed like the brains of this trio was also in his wranglers and boots but was only washing his face while attempting to remain dry...and the one to my right was showering in his blue boxers with white dots and his socks on...so i am thinking with a laugh "what the hell is going on?"...so i try to get my shower in without trying to cause a big scene because adam was already in his little shower minding his business but as i walked my way in they all three turned around and we made eye contact, i saw their faces which all three of these guys faces looking like they had been rubbing their faces with sandpaper and there eyes were all blood shot...so in what in my head seemed like a sincere voice but came out with a sense of laughter i asked them if they were alright and the brains of the group said something that i didnt understand so i nodded and went into my shower...so during our shower time in which me and adam usually talk we sat there in silence and listened...and i watched for my ass...the guys were seemingly talking about some fight they had just been in and the ass crack man i swear could only say the words "i goin to fuckin kill'em"....so i finished my shower and asked what had happened... they tell me the story of how they were at their frat party, the KA's, and someone had came to the party and yelled "KA's suck"...so the guy in the boxers take offense to this and wants to fight...but the guy starts walking back to his car...but our blue boxer boy will have none of it so he and his two sidekick idiots follow this guy to his car...and the guy reaches in the car and just maces these three goonies blinded...and you could tell they must have had the slowest reflexes or to many beers because it looks like they got hosed down in this shit...and then with out being able to see got some punches to go with their pepper spray...so it sounded to me like it was a 3 on 1 ordeal...that ended with them in their clothes taking showers and faces that looked like they stuck it on an open stove...so we wished them good luck on getting them (one guy) back and declined their offer of going with them because i dont think they really needed me and adam and that it looked they had it under control...so what shower experience that could only happen in Lubcock...thats it for me....Will !!! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]