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Date Posted: 15:28:10 05/10/03 Sat
Author: Cleveland Enquirer
Subject: *----------CHADI EXPOSED----------*

CLEVELAND, OH (AP) --The kvetching poster known simply as "Chadi" has haunted message boards across the world wide web for seeming eons, now, but recently, a bit of his mystery was unearthed: you see, he's not really "Chadi" at all. He's Michael Sanderson, a 75-year-old shut-in living in Sandusky, Ohio.

"I was just looking for some kicks, I guess," acknowledges the grumpy invalid, taking a sip of Jack Daniels, and emoting a plaintive sigh as he gazes out his frosty front window. "I studied Lebaneseism when I was young. I learned their lingo. I learned their propensity for hotheadedness. And so, by putting together some grammatically incorrect phrases like, 'you are an ignorant', I began baiting emotional reactions from posters on a variety of Internet sites. It's all I can do these days for any attention! My daughters never visit me. My grandchildren don't even know I exist. I just sit around watching reruns of Lawrence Welk all day and playing on my computer."

Asked about how he felt about the recent rash of Chadi impostors, Sanderson simply replied, "most of the impostors are actually just me, pretending to be someone else, so's I can create imaginary arguments, and get more attention on the boards. My latest enterprise is exposing Zionism as a Nazi conspiracy. That's a hot topic!"

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