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Date Posted: 14:20:33 04/12/02 Fri
Author: BadAngel
Subject: New Ten Commendments

1. I am the one true god, although I will give no proof nor will I write
anything in an easy to understand manner.
2. Don't use my name in vain or else I will kill you.
3. You must love me, but you can't make any statues of me, or pictures or any of that shit. Those little plastic jesus' for your car, or jesus fish are ok though.
4. Sit around on your fat ass on Sunday. Having fun for more than one day on the weekend is a hell worthy sin.
5. Honour your parents even if they force you to believe in some stupid religion and ruin your sunday every single day until you go off to college.
6. Don't kill anyone. The parts in the bible where I do it are ok. The parts
where I tell people are ok as well. And the eye for an eye thing makes killing ok as well. So basiclly unless someone is perfect don't kill them. Otherwise have at it.
7. No adultery. Concubines were ok for everyone else in the bible, but for you no.
8. No stealing, unless its from a a nonbeliever.
9. No lying.
10. Don't want anything.

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