Date Posted:06:04:43 01/30/04 Fri Author: bruce Subject: Re: Hooty hoo! In reply to:
Lori
's message, "Hooty hoo!" on 11:13:08 02/17/02 Sun
SITTING AT HOME LAST SUNDAY MORNING ME MATE BOOMERANG, SAID HE WAS
HAVING A FEW FRIENDS AROUND FOR A BARBIE, SAID HE MIGHT KOOKABURRA OR
TWO, I SAID SOUNDS GREAT WILL WALLABY THERE, HE SAID YEAH AND VEGEMITE
COME TOO.
SO I SAID TO THE WIFE YOU WANNA GOANNA, SHE SAID I’LL GO IF
DINGOES. I SAID TO BOOMER WATTLE WE DO ABOUT NULLA, HE SAID NULLABORS
ME TO TEARS LEAVE HIM AT HOME.
WE GET TO THE PARTY AT ABOUT TWO, WALK STRAIGHT OUT TO THE KITCHEN
TO PUT SOME BOOZE IN THE FRIDGE AND YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE IT, THERE’S
BOOMER’S WIFE WARRA SITTING THERE TRYING TO PLATYPUS, NOW I DON’T LIKE
TO SPEAK ILLAWARRA, BUT I MEAN HOW MUCH CAN A KOALA BEAR? SO I GRABBED
A BEER FLASHED ME WANGARATTA AND HEADED OUT TO JOIN THE PARTY.
JUST THEN AYERS ROCKS IN AND THINGS START HAPPENING. THIS INDIAN
GIRL MARSU TURNS UP DYING TO GO TO THE TOILET, BUT SHE COULDN’T FIND
IT I SAID TO ME MATE AL, HEY WHERE CAN MARSUPIAL? HE SAID SHE COULD GO
OUTBACK WITH THE FELLAS "SHE’S PROBABLY SEEN A COCKATOO".
