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Date Posted: 19:09:13 12/20/01 Thu
Author: Harvey Whiteman
Subject: Excuse me Waiter, there is a soup in my hair

I wrote this poem after getting a bunch of soup in my hair at Barney's Beanery in West Hollywood. Blaine (my buddy, he's a Canadian) told me that they used mexican jumpin beans in the 8 bean soup at Barney's. I couldn't get one out of the bowl so I decided to hold it upside down over might head so I could get a better look inside of it. That's when I got a soup in my hair.

Excuse me Waiter, there is a soup in my hair
by Harvey Whiteman

Why would they put a jumping bean in my soup?
Do they always serve soup before beer?
Let's go out side, have a smoke and regroup
by then maybe the brew will be here

Excuse me Waiter, there is soup in my hair
It's not my fault that I put it there
Is my beer ready yet? Can I have your phone number
Hey Blaine, I'll trade you her number for your beer
Dude, I think I shit my pants, lets get out of here.


Harvey Whiteman
Copied Write it 12-20-01

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