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Date Posted: 20:39:21 05/08/02 Wed
Author: Jenna
Subject: Long stupid rant that covers many topics... :)

GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT IS TOMORROW!! (hehe...)

WHO ELSE WATCHED THE HOCKEY TONIGHT!? Alls I have to say is, if he hadn't of went into the boards, it wouldn't have been called!! Tripping my arse. AND OMG... UNSPORTSMANLIKE!? PISS ON THAT! IT'S HOCKEY!! YOU'RE ALLOWED TO CURSE!! ARGH!! But, on the other hand... how funny would it have been if the Sens DID get a penalty because their fans were throwing shit on the ice? Bitter, bitter, bitter Ottawa fans are GREAT. And just for the record... that *so* didn't go in!! Good call, guys!

GO LEAFIES GO!!

Kind of on the subject of hockey... how sad is THIS... Ok, yous know I'm a big ol' Leafs fan, and how I hate the Sens, righto? Well... hate to say this... REALLY.... but I totally have a thing for Ottawa's goalie... (HAHAHA) He's a big sieve and I'm supposed to hate him, but he's just too damned cute to hate!! And did anyone else who saw the game see his little "tribute" to our national anthem?! I almost pissed myself! Stevie Wonder, anyone?! He was, like, half dancing, half swaying to O Canada with his eyes closed... PRICELESS. Good ol' Lalime... So yeah... as my friend Taryn (the die hard Sens fan) says, "Jenna's got the hots for the enemy!"

Tar's also figured out that I seem to have "mini-obsessions" with a lot of older, married, goateed, dark-haired guys. It's pretty funny, cuz it's true. Ryan Peake from Nickelback, Patrick Lalime, ummm... Chris... (SHUT UP! I'm allowed to say that... and besides, which one of you is gonna disagree with me!? And we'll just pretend he's married... cuz I love his girlfriend, and I'd pay to see them get hitched and live in a house with a white picket fence and have 12 kids...)

I played Without You as part of my ISP presentation for Canadian Lit today... and per usual, I ended up having to defend poor Daniel. Matt decided to tell me and the class that he was "queer".

Jenna: "Uhhh... no."
Matt: "Yes, he IS! He's gay! It's SO obvious!"
Sam: "You tell him, Jenna!!"
Matt: "He wears makeup!!"
Jenna: "You just don't have the balls! It takes a MAN to wear makeup!"
Sam: "That's true."
Matt: "Well, does he have a girlfriend? NO!"
Sam: "Jenna? Your rebuttle?"
Jenna: "Yeah, he does have a girlfriend actually."
Matt: "BULLSHIT! Who, then!?"
Jenna: "Natalie Im-fucking-bruglia."
Sam: "OHHHH... SHUT-DOWN! Matt, she gotcha there!"
Matt: "Uhhh... ummmm... whatever..."
Sam: "Jen wins!!"

See, people here have a tendancy to "ref" verbal disputes. That's what Sam was doing. Apparently that's not normal. But whatev. Natalie to the rescue. Man. That's sad.

I'm planning on asking Charles Gordon if he's a Leafs fan or a Sens fan when he comes to visit Canadian Lit tomorrow. He's an author, and he's very funny, and I think it's an appropriate inquiry. If I get the wrong answer I'll cry. I've been crying a lot lately. I ALWAYS cry a lot, but as of late it's been A LOT a lot. Cute diaper commercials, them patriotic Molson commercials, the clips of Ray Bourke holding the Stanley Cup after they won the playoffs last year (HE SOOOOO DESERVED THAT... man...), when the string broke on my mitties, the whole way through A Time To Kill in Law class... I'm just a big emotional mess. My friends think it's funny, cuz out of all of us, I'm the one who you'd least expect to cry over stupid stuff. It is kinda funny, I 'spose. :)

So yeah. That's it. GO LEAFS GO, I love Lalime, Daniel's not gay, and I hate Lalime. How's THAT for a stupid-arsed message? :)

J.

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