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Date Posted: 19:57:49 01/18/02 Fri
Author: Daisy
Subject: Thought you guys may find this interesting....


...these were written by my lovely friend Kinnie :) enjoy!

TOP TEN WAYS TO BE ANNOYING AT A CHAIR CONCERT

10. Hand out fake backstage passes.
9. Perform dominatrix routine during Slave.
8. Throw teddy bears onstage every time a song begins.
7. Arrive on stilts, obstructing view of about fifty people.
6. Flash 10-year-old "boobies" to an unsuspecting Daniel.
5. Tell entire life story to people around you and insist Daniel is your long lost twin.
4. Scream incorrect lyrics to Ana's Song.
3. Lower hook from rafters and whisk Ben from his chair.
2. During "Hallelujah" speech, rile up a gospel.
1. Set up entire photo and video station in front row, determined to get eBay material.

Top Ten Albums 'Chair Did NOT Put Out

10. CrazySexyChair
9. Daniellenium
8. Abuse Me Baby One More Time...
7. Songs From An Australian Demo Competition- Vol. One: Learning How To Hate
6. Follow The Tour Bus
5. Did I Shave My Head For This?: Memoirs of Ben Gillies
4. The Notorious L.A.S.
3. No Chairs Attached
2. Llamaz In 'Da Hood
1. Oops! I Did It Again (Made Another Album With Launay)

Key:
10. CrazySexyCool
9. Willenium
8. Hit Me Baby One More Time...
7. Songs From An American Movie- Vol. One: Learning How To Smile
6. Follow The Leader
5. Did I Shave My Legs For This?
4. The Notorious B.I.G.
3. No Strings Attached
2. Boyz In 'Da Hood
1. Oops! I Did It Again

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