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Date Posted: Friday, November 07, 2025, 11:17: pm
This is a story that is factual but, I think also kind of funny, maybe enough to be a fun read.
It takes place in a small town in Oregon, and involves my wife and her sister and my wife's nephew and his close friend who was living with my wife's sister and her husband.
My wife, Sandy and I were getting ready to bar-b-que one summer after noon when her nephew, Jimmy came rushing in all excited saying we had to go to the hospital with him. His friend Randy, who's the foster child living with him and his mother, Linda, had an accident and was in the hospital and a parent was needed to sign papers so he could be treated.
Jimmy said his mother was shopping in the large town south of us and he couldn't get in touch with her. He said we could sign the permission slip because the people at the hospital didn't know we weren't his guardians.
I wasn't about to sign papers that could get me in some real legal problems, but would go to the hospital and see what could be done.
We went to the little three bed hospital that served our town, and checked with the receptionist to find out about Randy. We were shown to a curtained off examining room where we were metby a young doctor who hurried over to meet us.
Let me enter the fact that we didn't know Randy well, just that he was a shy fifteen year old, well behaved kid.
The young doctor who seemed very nervous was trying to make us understand that the injury looked much worse than it was. Since we hadn't told anyone we were Randy's parents we just let them assume we were. He said that Randy had fallen down a hillside and either a stump or a rock had made contact with him between the legs and caused the injury.
It's called a hydrocell he said, and it looks much worse than it is. It's just an accumulation of fluid between the layers of skin around his testicles and penis. It's looking much worse than it is he said again.
He thought that my wife was Randy's mother and pulled back the curtain so we could see what the injury looked like. Randy lay there with a small towel covering his privates. The doctor motions my wife right up to the side of the bed and removes the towel from Randy's rather huge set of testicles and swollen penis and starts showing my wife how tight the skin was and how heavy it was. He takes my wife's hand and puts it under Randy's scrotum and says see how heavy it is. He says, feel of his penis. It may not look like it but its down in there and it isn't damaged, but it won't hurt to examine it when the swelling goes down some.
My wife's eyes are wide with wonder as she has, I'm sure never seen a penis that large or a set of balls that huge. she Kept on feeling and pulling his penis away from his scrotum. I swear his penis was bigger around than her wrist.
I should say that I believe that Randy was a shy kid and having this woman who he hardly knew feeling him and actually couldn't get enough of touching him, was embarrassing him terribly. The doctor then gave her detailed instructions on how to apply ice packs and heat pads when we got him home.
When we got him to Linda's house I carried him into his bedroom and placed him on his bed and weny and set down in the living room. My wife busied herself with making an ice pack and she wet some washrags to heat in the micro wave. I went back a few minutes later and saw her put a warm washrag on hi scrotum, and she started examining his penis again. I don't know how muchnursing it took but she stayed there till her sister came home, and she explained all the doctor had told her and showed her sister, by feeling, everything the doctor had showed her. I did see that the swelling had goe down on his penis and you could see the head of it pretty well. When I had went back earlier my wife ws rolling the head of it between her thumb and finger. I don't know how well endowed he was but I think my wife stayed there with her sister till the swelling went down.
By the way, the doctor gave Randy some pain pills that kept him from caring about what my wife and her sister did to him.
Now that I have put it down on paper it doesn't seem nearly as funny as it did when it happened.
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