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Date Posted: Saturday, December 20, 2025, 03:15: am
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's message, "Re: Physical exams for grown men" on Thursday, December 18, 2025, 02:21: am
To continue on with my experience;
I had gonee to my regular V.A. doctor for one of my twice a year visits and was embarrassed to tell her I had developed two rough spots on my penis and I was actually worried that I might have some type of skin cancer or just plain cancer of some sort.
She has a look and tells me I have genital warts. You can get them from multiple partners if you don't wear protection. She says your in luck we have a new urologist at the clinic and I'm going to let him treat you.
I got in to see him right away because he had only arrived and didn't have any patients yet.
He was one of these imports I was writing about.
My regular dr must have sent word ahead of time. He told me to remove my shoes and pants and get on the examining table and lie on my back. I did and he starts to examine my penis when he notices the square pump box in my scrotum. I didn't mention I had a penile pump for an operation I had for peyronies disease. I had a penile implant done and I can pump it up and have an erection, tho it becomes much bigger if I have an erection of my own to go with it. Peyronies is caused by some sort of trauma to your penis. End result is a bend in the penis that makes it sometimes impossible to have intercourse. Such was my case. My regular doctor was aware of the implant and whenever I went in for an office visit she would check it out. One of the tests she did was to have me pump it up untill it was hard and then wait five five minutes and then check to see if it was still just as hard or if it was leaking off pressure. It had tested O.K.
When he saw the pump in my scrotum, he wanted to do the pressure test. I told him that my regular doctor had checked it out but he insisted on doing it also. So, I'm laying on my back with an artificial erection and he wheels out this machine that is designed to burn off these warts. It can also be used to remove regular warts or skin tags. He props up my erection so that it is pointing to the ceiling. He cleans the warts with some of that green soap and turns on the machine. Nothing happens. He flips the on-off switch several times and starts to get upset. He says the machine is broke. This red light comes on when the machine is on and the light won't come on. He leaves and comes back with the girl who took my vital information to start a file on me. He brings her in and is telling her the machine don't work, and does she know what is wrong. She said she's not a nurse, shes a clerk and she doesn't know anything about the machine. In the meantime I'm laying there with my erection sticking straight up, and she is staring at it. He says wait here and goes across the hallway and to the urgent care room and gets the nurse that is on duty to come over and have a look at the machine. He has left the door to his room open and there is a fair amount of traffic passing by and anyone looking in can see my erection sticking up. The doctopr who was on duty in the urgent care comes in and he tells her about the machine being broke. She says maybe the red light is not working. During all this time I'm starting to enjoy all of the attention my penis is getting and I get my own excitement going which makes for a really decent hard on. The young girl who is the receptionist is still there and staring, and I figure at anytime he is going to start bringing in passerbys to have a look. The doctor from urgent care takes one of the electrodes and touches it against the metal frame of the machine and it sparks. She tells the urologist it's working and they all leave. the door is still open and people are walking by and looking, He burns off the warts, I let off the pressure and am pulling my pants on when he tells me to turn myback to the door, people passing by can see me.
What an ass I think. There was a curtain that could have been pulled that would have kept any passerbys from seeing in.
enough
This wasn't about just an exam but I had to vent.
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