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Date Posted: 21:18:29 06/15/05 Wed
Author: Sheepdog
Subject: The paranoid schizophrenic is back

Darrell,
Is your woman and Matthew still together? If so, that'd prove it to me well enough. If not, you need to realize that no one took her from you, she left cuz yer weird. Period.

I do have a joke fer ya.

A Kentuckian, a Virginian, and a West Virginian were getting together for a fishing trip on the lake. They were getting a bit older and as they motored out to their fishing spot, they talked of their ailments.
They stopped the boat and barely had time to put out their lines when they saw an image coming towards them. Sure enough, it was Jesus himself walking on the water. He came right up to the boat and greeted the men. He asked them each to share their ailments with him and he'd heal them.
The Kentuckian said that it was his knee and a bullet he'd taken there during the war that gave him the most problems.
Jesus put his hand on the man's knee and immediately the knee was healed. The man stood up in the boat and praised and thanked God. The Virginian was next and he explained how arthritis had crippled his fingers and caused him pain. Jesus held the man's hands and just like the other, his hands were totally healed. The man bent down in thankfulness and kissed the feet of Jesus.
Jesus moved towards the West Virginian and reached out his hand. The West Virginian jumped back and said, "Don't cha lay a dern hand on me mister, I just finished up gittin my full disability!!"

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[> Re: The paranoid schizophrenic is back -- MyLadyBanshee, 08:40:24 08/26/05 Fri

Sheepdog,

I believe you forgot to mention the Multiple Personality Disorder...and even that is questionable. This person is just looking for attention. The best thing to do is to ignore him/her since he/she obviously is not getting the hint.

Loved the joke though!!!

Banshee

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[> [> Re: The paranoid joann ellis is back on matthew vanderpool -- donnagail, 23:48:35 09/12/05 Mon

>Sheepdog,
>
>I believe you forgot to mention the Multiple
>Personality Disorder...and even that is questionable.
>This person is just looking for attention. The best
>thing to do is to ignore him/her since he/she
>obviously is not getting the hint. she is a whore
> joann ellis giving matthew pills for sex sad tramp
>Loved the joke though!!!
>
>donnagail justice

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[> [> [> Re: The paranoid joann ellis is back on matthew vanderpool -- donna justice, 01:42:46 10/26/05 Wed

>>Sheepdog,
>>
>>I believe you forgot to mention the Multiple
>>Personality Disorder...and even that is questionable.
>>This person is just looking for attention. The best
>>thing to do is to ignore him/her since he/she
>>obviously is not getting the hint. she is a whore
>> joann ellis giving matthew pills for sex sad tramp
>>Loved her she is my sister but cheap call >>me.304.946.2735?__________?????
>>
>>donnagail justice

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