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Subject: Re: Witzecke (jeder muss ran!!)

Author:
ILKA

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Date Posted: 11:48:54 02/14/02 Thu
In reply to: Florian 's message, "Witzecke (jeder muss ran!!)" on 09:40:29 02/11/02 Mon

>Rainer und ich haben beschlossen, Euch mit ein paar
>Appetithappen zu locken. Also muss jetzt jeder
>mindestens einen Witz schreiben. Mein Witz ist
>eigentlich keiner in dem Sinne, aber...ja nun. Mit
>dem "F-word" ist natuerlich "Fuck" gemeint.
>
>Top Ten Times in History...when using the "F" word was
>appropriate...
>
>> 10) "What the *&%# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
>
>> 9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?"
>- Custer
>
>> 8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." -
>Einstein
>
>> 7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso
>
>> 6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
>
>> 5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" -
>Michaelangelo
>
>> 4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan
>of Arc
>
>> 3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah
>
>> 2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in
>my head!" - JFK
>
>> 1)"Aw, c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" -
>Bill Clinton

So Leute, da habt Ihr mich nat�rlich in meinem Element angetroffen. Meine Witzesammlung ist n�mlich im Laufe der Jahre (huups- wie die Zeit vergeht) schon ganz ordentlich.Ich bef�rchte nur, dass ich diverse Witzchen schon mal erz�hlt habe. Wie dem auch sei, damit ich nicht von Anfang an mein ganzes Pulver verschiesse, hier erst mal einer aus der B-Kategorie:
Zwei Schw�nze m�ssen in eine Pr�fung; Wer hat�s besser, der der durchf�llt oder der der besteht?
Logisch, der der durchf�llt, der muss noch in die M�ndliche!

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