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| Subject: SITE REVIEW: Thank God We Have Senator Kelly On Our Side!!! | |
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] Date Posted: 17:49:06 05/25/00 Thu Author Host/IP: lira.telcom.arizona.edu/128.196.125.229 At first, I thought the battle against the scourge of mutants was a lost cause. But along comes Sen. Kelly at Mutant Watch and makes the United States (to hell w/everyone else) safe for all of the non-mutants!!! If you want to test yourself and find out if you're a mutant, take the following quiz from the site: The following diagnostic test has been carefully compiled by our mutant profiling experts to determine the probability of basic level genetic mutation. Please answer each question as truthfully and quickly as possible. Do not spend more than 5 seconds per question. A positive ID is calculated with a 5% margin of error. It is your duty as a citizen of the United States and as a member of the human race to honesty answer the following: Questions 1. Do you sense that you are different from others? YES NO 2. Do you have any birthmarks? YES NO 3. Do you find large crowds intimidating? YES NO 4. Do you suffer from food or other types of allergies? YES NO 5. Do your parents have difficulty understanding you? YES NO 6. Have people often commented on your odd behavior? YES NO 7. Did you begin reading or walking at an early age? YES NO 8. Does your weight fluctuate daily? YES NO 9. Do you ever experience déjà vu? YES NO 10. Do have strange or unexplained food cravings? YES NO I took the test and it appears that I'm a mutant, too!!! I hope nobody else finds out... I could get deported to Mississippi!!! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |