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Date Posted: 10:41:13 01/12/02 Sat
Author: da monkay
Subject: Re: arrgh!
In reply to: Kate 's message, "arrgh!" on 21:38:15 01/11/02 Fri

Well Kate my love....if you see that way. *Ahem......ahe-hem!*......(insert meaningful conversation here). MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Kay. Well all....I'm on alert readiness right now. That means.....I GET DEPLOYED ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD IN UNDER 18 HOURS WITH A MERE 2 HOUR PREPERATION TIME!!! wheeeee. Sounds fun eh kids? They wanted me to write a will....I told em to piss off. hehe. Will....my ASS!!! Ummm...question....I've been lookin for the punkins greatest hits CD.....but the only ones I find have edited in parynthesis after the name.....does that mean that it's been hacked to pieces by censorship.....or are they all like that. FILL IN DA MONKAY! Oh yeah...and another thing....you all need to be watchin ESPN once I get out of the military. As soon as I get out...I will be starting a sport....so magnificent...so wonderful....so moving to the crowd....that not even the colosiums of ancient Rome will compare! I will be starting.....the annual.....world wide.....NAKED....TWISTER.... COMPETITIOOOOOOOOONS!!!! Yes ladies and gentleman...this is truly the sports event you've been waiting for! Millions of people crowd to watch the events on the olympic sized twister board. With jumbo screens....snack stands.....announcers giving the play by play.....and the teams of eager twister lovers stripped to nothing awaiting their chance to prove to the world.....THAT THEY ARE THE NAKED TWISTER RULERS OF THE WORLD!! It's no easy task though....what with the endless cans of crisco being smeared across the mat....and the fearsome....(dramatic pause)....PUNCH OR KICK THE CLOSEST PERSON TO YOU SECTION!! Sumos....monkeys....and contortionists add to the fun as well. COME ONE COME ALL!!! You'll be there....or I'll send the rabid gerbils to your house to DESTROY YOUR SOCK AND UNDIES DRAWER!!!!! keep your eye.....to the skyyyyyyy.

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Re: arrgh! -- Required, 15:40:37 01/13/02 Sun
- Re: arrgh! -- da monkay, 05:30:23 01/14/02 Mon