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Date Posted: 18:52:53 02/26/02 Tue
Author: BAD
Subject:

Joke of the day

Joke of the Day

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually, she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
'Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated
in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Mary, and the teacher said, 'Very
good,' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, 'Who is our Lord and
Savior?' but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again.
'Jesus Christ!' shouted Mary, and the teacher said, 'Very
good.' And Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. 'What did Eve
say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' And
again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped
up and shouted, 'If you stick that darn thing in me one more
time I'll break it off!'
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