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Date Posted: 21:48:52 01/22/02 Tue
Author: Neria
Subject:

Words with 2 meanings

WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another
Male........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with
one's partner.
Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend
with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out
with one's girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and
ends with sex

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement male
bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple
can achieve.
Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we
end up in bed.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels
every 5 minutes

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Hey - I resemble that remark! -- mt. healthy mountaineer, 07:58:40 01/23/02 Wed
this is a woman speaking -- katherand, 20:52:36 01/28/02 Mon