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Date Posted: 15:00:49 01/23/02 Wed
Author: Neria
Subject:

A really bad :) joke

Joke of the Day

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki,
the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade
in the US.

The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' She saw a sea of
blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hands up. 'Patrick
Henry, 1775.' he said.

Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people,
for the people, shall not perish from the earth'? Again, no
response except from Suzuki: 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863.',
said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'Screw the Japs.'

'Who said that?' she demanded.

Suzuki put his hand up. 'Lee Iacocca, 1982.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The
teacher glares and asks, 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again,
Suzuki says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Suzuki
jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,
'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, 'You little shit.
If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Suzuki frantically yells at
the top of his voice, 'Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the
teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're in BIG
trouble! ...and Suzuki said, 'The Taliban! 2001.'

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