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Date Posted: 21:49:29 04/02/04 Fri
Author: mvd
Subject: Found this:

Saw this in the archives. I can't even remember writing it, but thought it was funny enough to share again!

Viking Poem

I stole their women
And ate their bread
I met their chief
And cracked his head

We burned their ships
And raped their goats
We weighed our anchors
And left in boats

We sang a song
Of pillage and loot
We tipped our mugs
I drank from my boot

We all got drunk
On mead and ale
I burped so hard
I filled our sail

We whisked ahead
To shores unknown
For I had to pee
And I pee alone.

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