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Date Posted: 14:10:13 06/23/02 Sun
Author: BAD
Subject: Joke of the day

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Joke of the Day

A blonde goes into the local auto parts store and
asks for a seven ten cap. All the guys looked at
each other and said, 'What's a seven ten cap?'

She said, 'You know, it's right on the engine. Mine
got lost somehow and I need a new one.'

'What kind of a car is it on?' they asked, thinking
maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said it's
a Buick.

'Okay lady, how big is it?'

She makes a circle with her hands about 3-1/2 inches
in diameter.

'What does it do?' they asked.

She said, 'I don't know, but it has always been there.'

One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she
could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle
about 3-1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she
writes 710.

The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside
down as she writes it... and they just fall down behind
the counter laughing hysterically.

(Draw a circle, write 710 in the middle of it,
and turn it around.)

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