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Date Posted: 20:32:02 05/30/02 Thu
Author: BAD
Subject:

Online vs Real Life

QUOTE of the Week Courtesy of The-Mouth.com

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's.
She changes it more often."

- Oliver Herford

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LAUGH of the Week Courtesy of The-Mouth.com

TIPS FOR MAKING THE TRANSITION FROM ONLINE TO REAL LIFE

1. Wear Pants - Countless attempts to better oneself have
been cut tragically short by leaving the house without
proper attire.

2. Use Your Real Name - Sorry, but nobody will be
impressed if you go by the name "2HOT4U", "Monarch" or
"SATAN666". Names like "Steve" or "Greg" are just fine.

3. The Telephone is Your Friend - Hear that ringing
sound? Pick up the phone. Now speak into it.

4. If Your Car Crashes, You Cannot Simply Reboot It

5. Do Not Be Surprised That Nobody Looks Like Gillian
Anderson

6. Do Not Flame People - Comparing everyone you disagree
with to unclean primates will not win you friends. In
fact, you may get into a physical fight. If so, the next
tip may be of help.

7. That Red Stuff is Called Blood - Not to be confused
with ketchup, blood is what keeps you alive. If you are
leaking, the real world offers human tech-support in the
form of doctors and hospitals.

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