Date Posted:20:17:46 04/01/02 Mon Author: BAD Subject: Joke of the day
Joke of the Day
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married this
couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting
outside heaven's gate waiting on St. Peter to do an intake.
In their conversation while waiting they wonder if they could
possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up
and they ask him.
St. Peter says, 'I don't know, this is the first time anyone
ever asked. 'Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple
sits for a couple of months and in conversation they begin
to wonder if they could really get married in Heaven.
St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat
bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get
married in Heaven.'
'Great!' says the couple, 'but what if things don't work out?
'Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
'What's wrong?' exclaims the frightened couple.
'Jeez!' St. Peter exclaims, 'It took me three months to
find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's
going to take for me to find a lawyer!?'
