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Date Posted: 19:57:55 07/17/02 Wed
Author: BAD
Subject: Why god made Eve

TOP FIVE REASONS WHY GOD CREATED EVE

5. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in
the garden because he would not ask for directions.

4. God knew that Adam would never go out and get
himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and
would therefore need Eve to get one for him.

3. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember
which night to put the garbage on the curb.

2. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember
where he left his tools.

And finally...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped
back, scratched His head and said,
"I can do better than that."

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