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Date Posted: 22:11:49 04/21/02 Sun
Author: BAD :)
Subject:

Joke of the day

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an
enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims,
'So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the
Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.
What is your first request?'

The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.'

Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger,
who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blond
woman on his back. The woman enters the Lone Ranger's
tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief
admits he's impressed. 'You have a very fine and loyal horse,
but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?'

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is
brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As
before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over
the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver
again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more
attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
'You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you
tomorrow .. What is your last request?'

The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse,
Alone!'

The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to
the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger
grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eyes and says,
'Listen carefully, for the last time. I said ......BRING POSSE!'

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