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Date Posted: 19:36:18 05/30/02 Thu
Author: BAD
Subject: How to tell if a cat is dead. . .

How to tell if a cat is dead

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat.
She asked him if it was dead or alive.

"Dead." She was informed.

"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,"
answered the child innocently.

"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and
went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."


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