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Date Posted: 22:03:58 06/18/00 Sun
Author: Joe Blow
Subject: Just for fun.

Sometimes when I'm bored I pull out that carpet deodorizing carpet cleaner my mom buys and do lines of it across the kitchen floor. Sometimes I inhale a bug or two, but you really can't feel it after an hour. It really keeps you entertained. I once slept in my oven for three days. When my parents finally found me, I guess I had a baster in my hand trying to bast myself and a meat poker in the other. I don't even think I should begin to tell you what the poker was for. Well, I gotta get back to what I was doing. I only was offering this to anyone who might get a little bored sometimes. Like I said, I got to get back to what I was doing . . . does anyone have an anal probe I can borrow, or can I use anyone's fist?

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