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Subject: >.> ugh.


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Sar
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Date Posted: 18:04:15 04/07/02 Sun
In reply to: Beorn 's message, "." on 17:30:44 04/07/02 Sun

>Beorn steps into the main room of the tavern and peers
>about.
>At the table to his left, a foursome of curly-headed
>hobbits are arguing and drinking frothing steins of
>ale. Studying them from the corner is a pipe-smoking
>man wearing a green cloak, the shadows hiding his
>(probably ruggedly handsome and sexy) face from view...
>But Beorn pays no attention to this. He always tries
>to stay away from pervert hobbit fanciers at all costs.
>
>Strange ones, hobbit fanciers. The little ones
>aren't even tall enou... ugh, no, mustn't start
>thinking like Uncle Wallard. Know what happened to him
>that night in the hobbit hole.

>
>Shaking his head to clear the horrible mental images,
>the barbarian picks his way across the room to the bar
>and settles down on a stool. "Bartender, y'got any
>scotch?"

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