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Date Posted: 11:48:02 01/10/02 Thu
U.S. Constitution - Middleclass paradise
It was 1776, the year penny pincher Ben Franklin returned from France, just before men of the French middleclass began a guillotine genocide of all the rich nobility.
And so, old Ben get his rich nobility buddies together for a talk about creating a smoke screen. A most excellent paper smoke screen, best ever created. For it is also know as, "The United States Constitution." Meeting went like this:
Ben Franklin: Our beloved French aristocracy, they have made fatal errors in the smoke screen. Now major holes in their camouflage allow men of middleclass to see that we have society locked in an intelligence dictatorship. Any suggestions?
George Washington: An unending problem, gentlemen. Since beginning of civilization and for 6,000 years we of supreme intellect have struggled hard for supremacy over our less intelligent society, only to have with each new generation a revolution by men of middle intelligence. Not good for us, and with wars unending definitely not good for society.
John Adams: Yes, but all our slave drivers are middleclass men, all our military officers are middleclass men. Most profound, all of society, all people and property, all managed by intelligent middleclass men. What can we do?
Thomas Jefferson: We all know what our mamagers want, why, a middleclass paradise. Each having a harem and all the glory and wealth their hearts desire.
Franklin: "But a penny saved is a penny earned." We can't give those managers our wealth, all that glory and power, we can't give it up. But, what we could do is rob from the laboring class. So, let us hide the reality that equality is equal ownership of land, equal right to have absolute rule over your own piece of land. And so, let us not have a single law in all the land that guarantees any man equal ownership of anything. And let us hide such slavery with a smoke screen called, "equal opportunity." Meaning equal opportunity for the more intelligent to compete and so enrich themselves upon the misery of those less intelligent.
Adams : And so that the slow thinking 70% laboring men don't get upset about owning only 5% of land, and organize a revolt, we lawyers will create a legal system where the more intelligent always win. Does no good to stick any man with a sucker bait hook, if he has a way to pull out the hook.
Franklin: And we publishers will create history as most eloquent and most perfect fiction. We hire all the town criers, so no problem creating a fiction revolution.
Patrick Henry: I played Shakespeare, and you know what he did all ways say, "All the world a stage and every man a an actor." How about I play a martyr, nothing smoke screen hides a fake revolution quite like catchy slogans like, "Give me liberty or give me death."
Washington: I always wanted to be an army general. How about we call our heroes, "Minute Men." Two thousand paid actors should about do it. Though many in society today may suspect it be a fiction revolution, England and France being all mighty world powers, but nothing will ever be published that could expose it. Do we not own all of publishing?
Adams: And to give middleclass men all the free sex they want, we lawyers will create divorce court such that most laboring men will live separate from their families. Also so that we can sell all the war materials we want, lets give women the right to vote. Women fear mortal danger, and so easy are they to terrorize with a little propaganda.
Alabama John
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