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Date Posted: 22:14:19 01/10/02 Thu
Author: Ciara
Author Host/IP: stpras01-p78.mts.net / 205.200.45.140
Subject: Tiny Tim: The first evil board fic.

Perhaps some of you have seen the ATROCITY that tim (known to you as "BoB") has given to nina, calling it his write up on Heather. Now, I happen to know that this is NOT a write up, but ACTUALLY a clever scheme to call me Miara and have Heatherosa eat me. THought you could fool me, tim, didn't you? Change the C to an M and NO ONE would notice, huh? Oh, you tiny people are all alike.

This is why I have written a short board fic for our favourite tim who is tiny. Oh, yes. I have.

*heatherosa is attacking downtown tokyo*

HEATHEROSA: Roar!!! *eats running villagers*

VILLAGERS: Save us! Save us!

*Tim, who is tiny, runs onto the scene in an attempt to look brave*

TIM: *I'LL* save you!!! *stands up tall. Tall being a height of about 3 inches!!!*

VILLAGERS: But you are tiny, Tim!!! How can you save us from the MIGHTY heatherosa who is eating us!

*Heatherosa eats another handful of villagers and a car*

TIM: I can save you by dis--

*Heatherosa picks up tim who is tiny between her thumb and index finger and shakes him around*

TIM: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

HEATHEROSA: Mmmm. Roberto. *sigh*.

*heatherosa sniffs tim, then throws him in the air and catches him in her mouth. There is audible crunching as she chews him up.

HEATHEROSA: ROAR! Tiny! Far too tiny!! *spits tim out*

*Heatherosa turns around and starts stomping on more villagers*

THE GHOST OF MIARA: Hahahha! *points at chewed up tim* You SUCK!

The End.

*ahem*. I appologise. Tim, there shall be NO more eating of Miara's. And so decreeth I.

You know I love you still, don't you Mickey? Yes, you do.

*takes some more medication*

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Replies:

Uhh...yeah...okay Ciara... (NT) -- Heather, 22:17:16 01/10/02 Thu
- And for the record... -- Heather, 22:20:52 01/10/02 Thu