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Date Posted: 14:41:29 01/15/02 Tue
Author: Truck
Subject: Truck's Challenge and Search for A Partner part 1

(Scene opens up in a dimly-lit, empty arena. "My Own Summer" by Deftones hits as Truck makes his way out to the ring. He begins to speak.)

Truck: Well, Colt Royal, it seems you have finally accepted my challenge. A hardcore match. Not a bad choice. I'm always up to hurting people with anything I can get my hands on, but you know, I was looking at the lineup for Monday...and I didn't see one tag team match. Call me old-fashioned, but I think every card should have at least one blockbuster tag team spectacle. So, Colt Royal, I'm going to up the stakes, so to speak, for our match Monday. How about we make it a Back Alley Brawl Tag Team Match? That's right, we're going to take it to the streets, where I make my home. Not in this humid, crappy arena.

So now you ask, Your Lordship, who is my tag team partner going to be? Well I'm glad you're wanting to know, because I've brought him here to the arena to introduce the world to him! Here he is!

(Camera switches to the entrance ramp. "Rock The Casbah" by The Clash hits as none other than Osama Bin Laden walks out!)

(Truck speaks after Osama is in the ring.)

Truck: What the hell? Who are you?

OBL: (speaks in Afghani dialect)

Truck: Umm. You aren't my partner. Where's my partner?

OBL: (again speaks in Afghani dialect)

Truck: Okay, let's try this again. WHERE IS MY PARTNER?

OBL: (unintelligible blabber)

Truck throws down the mic and grabs Osama by his beard. His face begins to fall off! Or so it seems, until Truck realizes it is only a mask.

Truck: PAT SAJAK!

Sajak: Okay, it's me! The Wheel of Fortune job was just too much, so I was going to storm the pro wrestling circuit, but my plan failed. It would've worked out fine if it wasn't for you blithering kids!

Truck: Kids? I'm only one person, and I'm 23 years old. I'm not a kid. Now what did you do to my partner?

Sajak: Partner?

Truck: DAMMIT, where is he??? That's it, I'll find a new partner. Until then, Royal, good luck on your search for a partner. Watch your back until then, because every time you hear something outside your "kingdom" of a trailor park home, it's not just your imagination. Watch yourself, Royal.

(Camera fades out to "To Be Continued...")

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Re: Truck's Challenge and Search for A Partner part 1 -- The goth, 15:50:05 02/11/02 Mon