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Subject: think...

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nameless... or hopeless, God knows...

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Date Posted: 01:28:04 01/19/02 Sat

WARNING #1: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

I drink to make other people interesting.

WARNING #2:Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

WARNING #3: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

and still, the future will be better tomorrow...:):)

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: think...	metallic rain	12:54:55 01/24/02 Thu
Re: think... -- dislexica, 23:34:36 01/24/02 Thu Re: think... -- metallic rain, 13:22:09 01/28/02 Mon