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Subject: Joining- Member One of the Gang-o-Freaks


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Oki the Magnificent
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Date Posted: 19:20:27 12/08/02 Sun
Author Host/IP: 208.187.8.12

Name: Oki the Magnificent
Nickname: Po
Age: n/a
Gender: *looks into snorgel-shorts*... n/a
'Species': Warglian
Appearance: His hind quarters are covered in hairy grit, and he walks with a slight waddle, considering his bowlegged features. His rolls of fat plummet down to drag on the ground, and no neck is visible. His upper body is covered with sheep-like wool, and his forward legs, are complete with poo-encrusted hoofs. The head is human and ears are pointy as an elf. His eyes are a dark yellow color, and his teeth jut forward in a disturbing underbite so he looks a bit like a camel. This homely fellow would love to be your friend. He has tattered brown leather snorgel-shorts, and no upper garment, so his matted fur juts out in many directions. Many stains are entwined within it, such as eggs, and meed, and marachino cherries.

Past: His mother was a bulldog/camel/sheep/warg mix, and father- an elf. So he does come with magical powers... and a laser beam. He has joined a band of 3 of freaks that will do anything to keep all of Middle Earth safe. He is very skilled, and strong. You can definately trust him to be great in battle and do his best. He really is a sweety, so dont be intimidated by his random grunts, unless he latches on to your leg with his razor sharp teeth, froths at the mouth, and squeels like a telletubbie, then i give you all the right to be as intimidated as you please. But dont worry, that doesnt happen TOO often... ;).

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