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Date Posted: 10:49:41 12/21/02 Sat
Author: hferfjah le q-W
Author Host/IP: 200-163-1-143-bsace7006.dsl.telebrasilia.net.br / 200.163.1.143
Subject: wije fvq

Prologue
NARRATOR: Fifty-four years before Christ, Caesar launched his second attack against Britain. The Romans burned acre after acre of land belonging to Cassivellaunus, the most powerful Celt leader of the time, but no hope of finding his fortified village was in sight. A Gaul leader said that the Romans created a desert and called it peace; the Celt leader said the Romans created a desert and called their mothers. The Trinovantic tribe had not yet betrayed the Celtic alliance; Caesar, due to logistic concerns, forced the army across the canal with little to none civilian aides. The Audax legion, the backbone of Caesar�s consular army, was stationed in Fort Utuntur, under the command of the tribune Ricus Utius. At the point where we join him in his misery, Utius is surrendering to his lust�
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Ricus sounds gay. -- Silencer, 12:12:02 12/21/02 Sat
- Totally. (NT) -- Wolfram-W, 14:07:03 12/21/02 Sat
And lo, the Celts just across the trenches had cows. -- Aristohirudes, 18:32:23 12/21/02 Sat
- What's this all about? -- Urwen, 06:12:31 12/22/02 Sun
  - Bestiality, of course. -- Silencer, 06:42:17 12/22/02 Sun
    - Or I take it the Celts didn't have cattle? -- Aristohirudes, 19:22:01 12/22/02 Sun
      - I think they had... -- Silencer, 02:29:08 12/23/02 Mon
        I think they farmed when they felt like it. I'd go with sheep, though... -- Urwen, 07:02:52 12/27/02 Fri
Caswallawn -- Urwen, 05:38:11 01/10/03 Fri
- I'm pretty sure that was Vercingetorix -- Silencer, 06:39:39 01/10/03 Fri
  - He did it too. He was the gaulish leader, Cassivelaunus the britons, if you remember... -- Urwentorix, 10:05:26 01/20/03 Mon
    - Could be. -- Silencer, 13:15:21 01/20/03 Mon

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