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Date Posted: 09:21:57 05/08/02 Wed
Author: Gigs
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Review for "Beauty and the Vamp"

I'm sorry for posting this here if its supposed to go somewhere else. I just didn't see anything for author reviews.

Julia...I loved your idea. It was tres cute.
However my darling...in your eagerness to get Anita and JC into the sack, you missed out on SO many golden opportunites that would have made your parody hilarious.

For instance,
Maurice goes running through the darkening woods with a bunch of the biggest a** wolves he's EVER seen chasing after him and runs "SMACK" into an iron gate above which is a sign in red flourscent lights with gargolyes all around that reads: Castle of the Damned. Now you stare at these gargolyes and they have fangs as any good gargolye should...but you almost think they might be painted in clown make-up.

Anita packing her Browning to go looking for her father...and as she roams through the castle she flanks each door, Browning out, like in any good cop flick.

When she says she'll stay forever in Maurice's place, her beeper goes off and she gets called away to a crime scene by Dolph. "Oops, gotta go!"

And there are SO many others to tickle the funny bone.
Still I loved presenting the armory instead of the library...and Micah as Le Fou was a stroke of genius!

Should have had Dead Dave tending bar at the "Lunatic" hunting lodge...with the waitresses: Gretchen, Gretchen, and Gretchen.

Still, all in all, an excellent effort.
Gigs

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[> Julia you have been very busy -- Asher, 12:57:20 05/08/02 Wed

Cherie,
When you said you would write more, since I had requested it, I did not realize you would be so...prolific. Merci for reuniting moi avec ma belle Julianna in "Beauty and the Vampire." My personal favorite was of course "Dumb Furrball." And I eagerly await your next segment of "Demon Lover," although I wonder why, after the part where Belle Morte grants me temporary possession of Anita, the entire section is repeated. WAS there more after that? I eagerly await your answer. You may write to me at ma rose d'acier's e-mail address, which she has granted me permission to use.
Until later belle femme...
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