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Date Posted: 11:47:39 01/29/02 Tue
Author: no other than the world title superzonva "BULLET"
Subject: read all

the camaras open up at a hotel

you can see no other than the world title superzonva in his motel room singing a song

tb:well there was once this fat guy

whos name was lance

he came from france

and he wore no pants

this gut lance

had no pants

so this guy lance he panced about

and farted

and became a tart

bullet sits up and gets his bag and he gets his bag up
and walks to his fridge and gets a cold beer and a pacl of fags then walks to the door and goes out the room into the parking lot were his car is

tb:well i better be going to my home xwf

he steps in the car and starts to drive off when he puts the radio on he hears

hear we have a single from eminem
mm:my name is what
my name is who
my name is chick a chick a chicka slim shady

tb:what the hell is that?

he turns it over

radio:well are you a foul mouth fag smokeing drinking s.o.b
well you need to come to n.s.d.a.s
tb:yeah i am all of them but you can get to fu*k coz i aint going to pay 100000$ for some treatment

bullet takes a srink and a smoke and stops at the shop

he stps the car and walks into the shop

tb:well what pornos have you got

sk:what is this porno you speek of

tb:you know a mag with the women

sk:oh that you mean a big boy book

tb:what the fu*k are you talking about just give me it

sk:ok that will be 10$

sk:10$

tb:10$ for a porno

sk:a big boy book

tb:oh shut the fu*k up just gee me the mag
here you thife take the 10$ but remember 1 thing you fag
i wiped my a*se with it

sk:you wiped your behinde with it

tb:fu*k off

bullet punches the shop keeper
and walks out takeing the mag out of the bag

tb:well thats the last time i go there

bullet goes into his car and takes a fag and a beer while he looks at the mag**********

he drives off while you see the see a sogy mag going out the window

when bullet gets to the xwf arena he goes into golds office

sg:hey bullet just the man i was looking for

tb:why

well your room smells like beer and has a pile of fags in it and there are loads of big boy books in it

tb:for god sake man whats with every1 2day

sg:i dunno N E way you have got a match with HACKER for the WORLD TITLE

tb:ok i will win that gold if its the last thing i do in that ring

bullet walks off to the l-rook were he throws out a load of
mags and fags and beer cans
as he walks of to the shower room

all is black as a wierd noise is heard
the light dim a little and a couple of fire works go off
the lights go on and in a angle way more fireworks go off
red from the top and blue from the bottom and yellow from the left and orange from the right
as a bright light goes on and off then bullets music blasts through the arena as the fanz go crazy

bullet is seen on the ramp as the fanz shout his name

bullet

bullet walks to the ring while the fanz tap him and shine lazers on him
he slides in the ring and goes up the turnbukle
and does a famous gun tount while the crowed shout his name again

bullet

bullet jumps off and gets a mic from garcia

tb:well just incase you have forgot me the one who took xwf from boardem to spoorts entertaimment
i am THE BULLET
and i am the most foul mouth smokeing fag drinking beer s.o.b in the xwf and just incase you dont know i am going to beat hacker for what belongs to me the WORLD TITLE

and with god as my witness i will do just that

what

i will beat hacker

what

beat

what

hacker

what

well if i look at my watch i have got time for a story

what

a story

what

about a boy called jason

what

well jason was a gay p��f

what

but i aint out here to tell you that story i am out here to tell you my story

what

i will walk down this ramp

what

i will slide in this ring

what

and beat the liveing shit outa the son of a bitchHACKER

and all of you will witness me doing just that

now i can be out here all night so i will make it short
now i have 1 tag title with my tag partner eagle
i will have the world title but i want another and that title is hardcore becouse that is my style but my parner has it so i am makeing a match right now for eagle
it shall be a 3 stages off hell at terorvile agenst chris ca$H for the hardcore title now for use who dont know what a 3 stages of hell are it is
it is a simple match 1st match is a single if you wein that you get a point the sencond is a tlc if you win that it is a point to you and if it is a draw after they 2 matches a hell in a cell for the winner to be decided and the tlc match will hafe the hardcore title up the top but to get to it you have to pin your oponint to get the point to get the the point for winning
so bacicly you pin them then get the title if you grab the title it will not count unless you have pined and got a free count
so eagle if you loes that match i will be going to the next event with cash in a hc match and eagle will be getting any title of his coice ok steve gold

the camaras fade as we cut of the air

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